L'eggo My Xanax!

I got my house cleaned yesterday. It was awesome to come home to a clean apartment. However, last night, I noticed my Xanax was gone. I looked everywhere. I left the apartment that morning with the bottle on the counter, top off. Now it's disappeared.

My mother does not know where it is. She said she saw it sitting there when she dropped off our housekeeper. I would never accuse "Paula," nor would I ever say she would steal anything. But the fact is, the bottle was there when I left the house, and now it's gone.

I'm pissed. I need it. It's not like it's a drug I could just call the pharmacy and refill it at any given time. They (pharmacists and doctors) monitor it carefully because of the type of drug it is.

So, the mystery remains. Where ever it is or whoever has it, l'eggo my Xanax!