Confessions of a Bachelorette

I was just thinking about some of the things I do as a single woman that are often like a bachelor. My ex-boyfriend once told me that I was a "cool girl" because I did things often like a "guy." I am not so sure if that is a good thing. So, here are my confessions of a bachelorette:

• Sometimes I pee in the shower-it saves toilet paper, too.
• I never eat at the table. I eat in bed.
• I like ramen noodles. They're quick and easy. And cheap.
• I don't shower every day on weekends. Yep; sometimes I don't even leave the house.
• If I run out of clean panties, I sometimes run out and buy new ones so I don't have to do laundry, even though I have a washer and dryer in the next room.
• I drink my coke like it's a bachelor's six pack of beer.
• The only time my sheets get changed is when the housekeeper comes in and washes them. That's once a month.
• Speaking of housekeepers, I live so much like a messy bachelor, that I have a housekeeper come in once a month.
• I eat out all the time. My new favorite quote is: "If you are what you eat, I'm quick, easy and cheap." That's how I roll. =)

So, if you are absolutely appauled at my list, then you obviously don't know me well. =)