1. She doesn't want to get fat.
2. She doesn't want anymore stretch marks than she already has
3. She FEARS hemrrhoids
4. Her body will NEVER be the same.
5. The kid would turn out like her and it wiould just be total bad Karma....
6. She could NEVER stop drinking COKE
7. She would fear the kid would be retarded.
8. She doesn't want to be 40 years older when the kid is finally born. Nor 50 years old when the kid is 12 (or something like that).
9. She'd have to marry a rich man to have a nanny....and clearly, it's most likely she won't.
10. The kid would starve.
11. She'd probably forget she had a kid.
12. And the absolute last reason she would ever decide to have a kid EVER, it would have to be:
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZZARD, SPOCK!
Well, I found that in an old email as I was deleting stuff. It made me laugh. Life can be funny sometimes. Just when you think you may have it all figured out, bam! It all changes.
2 comments:
But the child would be sooo cute! You're funny Dy, btw i never had hems! just sayin!
haha, you just made me laugh!!! ps, you'd be a wonderful mom...
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