I was at Dana and David's yesterday hanging out. Most of the kids were gone doing their own thing so it got pretty quiet in the house quickly. Dana jokingly said to David, "Hey, Laney has some valium left over from the dentist. I say we both take one and chill out while the kids are gone." I laughed. I quickly chimmed in and said, "Oooh, oooh, I want one!" David said, "I'll sell one to you 30 bucks." I said, "I'll take it."
Dana took a swallow of her water and looked at me, "Dyana, I'm surprised you don't do drugs or haven't even tried." I said, "Me, too. I'm surprised I"m not an alcoholic either. If coke were an alcoholic drink, I'd be in big trouble. I drink it like it's a 6-pack of beer."
P.S. Have you noticed that ironically the drug companies put the shape of a "heart" in the pill because they all know we love it? As much as they would like to deny it, it's the dang truth.
3 comments:
im suprised youre not an alcoholic too.. What was that supposed to mean?
I like you just the way you are! Dont change at all!
Do we need to do an intervention on you? Hahaha....
Tracey-It means I drink Coke so much that I could be an alcoholic if it were considered an alcholic drink. Hmmmm....
And the way I like to feel with prescription drugs, I think we're all surprised I am not smokin' on some good weed.
But damn, the thought sounds nice, huh?
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