Lets All Get Stoned!

As I sit here waiting for my meds to kick in, I looked over to my right and saw the Cheetos bag. I figured I'd eat a few and be done with that. Oh no. I ate the entire bag. Yes, no joke. It was all in one sitting.

So, I googled all the Michael Phelps/bong crazed stories for fun. Not only is he a fantastic athlete, but he is now a public role model-whether he wants to be or not. He just is. Everyone makes mistakes, no doubt. But, I think that he really should have been more careful of his actions after the whole drunk driving incident years before. It causes disappointment for me, but it doesn't change the fact that he is still an awesome swimmer...with a sexy "I want to jump his bones" kind of way.

So, I dedicate this weird entry to you, Michael Phelps. As the song goes, "Lets all get stoned!" Because now I am...and I'm about two seconds from passing out into a blissful sleep!!!

The two "stoners."

P.S. This picture doesn't even look like him. Perhaps it isn't really him?